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THE CASE AGAINST SCIENCE (Or, Stop Being So Damn Scientific)

February 2, 2015·0 comments·

All these people are talking about how science is so smart. Science tells you the earth is warming up. Science tells you homosexuality is not a choice. Science says eating less meat is healthy. Science tells you science. But has anyone ever asked science why the fuck it keeps lying? In a new investigation by Alala News, science is on… Read More »

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Obama to Congress: I’m Not The Only One

January 26, 2015·0 comments·

Obama sure seemed tough at the State of the Union, bragging about the elections he’s won, but now the speech is over and it’s back to business as usual – Congress is back to ignoring him and he’s back to… wandering Central Park in the snow. Here he is singing to Congress, wishing for friends, throwing some balls, and just… Read More »