Posts Tagged 'cnn'

Debates Round 2: What They Should Really Be Talking About

Tonight marks the second Republican debate – this time hosted by CNN – this time still featuring idiots. It makes no difference what station these people appear on, though perhaps there will be less riotous applause from the audience when the contestants (because this is America’s greatest pageant) spew hateful rhetoric. Although, it’s still the republican debate, so I assume the… Read More »

Kim Kardashian for President

It’s time to bow our heads and embrace our future. The future of Ms. President Kardashian. Before you get angry, I just want to walk you through this for a second. I’m going to take you on a sensory journey unlike anything you’ve ever experienced and I think by the end you’ll agree with me. We need Kim Kardashian to… Read More »

Freddie Gray and Fox News: “Up to No Good”

Sometimes when things are really sad and hurtful, and the world feels like it’s crushed under the weight of its own injustices, it helps to focus on some humor. It doesn’t help when the humor is coming from the news. I’m talking, of course, about the coverage of the Baltimore riots and the shockingly violent and mysterious death of Freddie… Read More »